“Pretty Little Liars” recap (6.10): The One Where We Find Out Who A Is

In an effort to protect Jessica, CeCe takes a rock and bashes Bethany in the head. ONLY IT WASN’T BETHANY Y’ALL. CeCe accidentally bashed Ali, because this was the night that at least 30 blonde girls dressed in yellow tank tops went traipsing through the DiLaurentis backyard. Jessica watches in horror from the window, and quickly runs out to bury Ali in the yard to cover for CeCe. Jessica furiously digs the grave as CeCe cries despondently in the corner.

Screen Shot 2015-08-11 at 10.25.14 PMI feel like we should check her pulse or something…

Screen Shot 2015-08-11 at 10.25.08 PM NO TIME SHUT UP AND DIG!

CeCe begs her mom’s forgiveness, despite accidentally sorta killing her sister. Back at the lair, Mona has tears in her eyes as she comes to her own realization. Mona whacked Bethany Young with a shovel, thinking she was Ali. Mona had been sending Ali threatening texts for funsies, but when she saw her that night all she could hear were the cruel names Ali called her. So Mona hulked out and shoveled Bethany, whose body was later found and buried by Melissa Hastings. Mona feels bad that she murdered an innocent person, but the Liars remind her that Bethany wasn’t so innocent. I mean, she basically did Rosewood a public service by shoveling that bitch.

Screen Shot 2015-08-11 at 10.25.57 PMYou may have heard I killed a bitch

Screen Shot 2015-08-11 at 10.26.05 PMWelcome to club, we’ll fill out your paperwork later.

I mean, I think the real lesson here is that you should always look someone in the eye before you bludgeon them to make sure you have the right victim. Otherwise, life is just one big violent French farce.

Screen Shot 2015-08-11 at 10.25.33 PMAll this because I look too damn good in yellow!