“Carmilla” recap (2.23 & 2.24): How do you like them apples?

LaF gives the scoop. The Zetas and the townspeople are forcibly removing the fish god worshippers and they know from experience that it is causing some major trauma. Perry points out that it is all kind of fish culty.

Screen Shot 2015-08-21 at 10.12.33 AM“I know we are concerned about the students and all but can someone please explain wtf I am wearing? It’s like Anne of Green Gables Goes to Wall Street.”

Those remaining fish worshippers started chanting crazy shit about gates and crows. Laura is confused because she thought all this crow nonsense would stop once Mattie and Corvae were pushed out. The gang needs more intel so Danny volunteers to talk to Kirsch and see if his mega-crush can lead to some answers. Kirsch unfortunately doesn’t know much, and Theo bursts in to break it up.

Screen Shot 2015-08-21 at 10.24.15 AM“Chasing Amy is not a documentary, Kirsch! I found your thesis.”

Theo really hates Danny, mostly because she’s a women and in charge, but he feigns sympathy for his Zeta brother being played. Kirsch, for his part, is kind of ok with it. Kirsch may not be the sharpest stake in the box, but his heart is as pure as a mountain stream. Theo forcibly removes Kirsch from the apartment and Danny and Laura sit down to have an awkward conversation about using people when they have feeling for you.

Screen Shot 2015-08-21 at 10.28.51 AMWell, this got uncomfortably meta.

With no info from Kirsch or the Zetas, Laura and Danny have no choice but to ask the vamps to spill it. Unfortunately, they are dealing with some very hungry vampires, including J.P. who is still new to the whole vamp thing. Everyone is on edge, and Carmilla, probably going mad from imagining Danny and Laura together, looks like she wants rip out Danny’s jugular more than usual. 

Screen Shot 2015-08-21 at 10.33.28 AM“The L Word didn’t prepare me for this shit!”

Before the pissing contest can start, J.P. loses his ever loving shit and attacks LaFontaine who is holding the blood reward. Well, I did not see that coming. Perry is going to kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill him.

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