Last week Jude and Connor were the cutest things on the television. This week, Jude is off to god knows where and all hell breaks loose. Lena’s ex came and stirred the pot and then stirred it some more until she made enough Jordan almonds for the big gay wedding Lena always wanted but never told Stef about.
When the moms were fighting and it seemed things couldn’t get worse, Mariana and Jesus continued on toward becoming America’s Next Top Dumbass and someone got shot for their trouble. I was rooting for you, we all were. Jude, come back from out of town, you and the #GaydyBunch tweets are our only hope.
Pretty sure Stef and Lena would have been pretty happy at a girl’s school at Lexie’s age. #TheFauxsters #GaydyBunch #TheFosters– Becca (@AnthroBrain) July 23, 2013
I hope at least slid a plate of food under the door for Jude. #GaydyBunch– Lady Liberty (@CindyLMarshall) July 23, 2013
“I don’t think I have that much pain” said no person ever. #gaydybunch– Kate Pieratti (@Pteri117) July 23, 2013
Wyatt, get in the ABC Family Worst corner with Byron Montgomery and Tom Marin. Dick. #GaydyBunch– Heather Hogan (@hhoagie) July 23, 2013
WHOA, HOLD UP!!! Stef ISN’T driving?! Sign of the Apocalypse? I THINK SO! #GaydyBunch– Sydni (@SydB29) July 23, 2013
As much as I dislike Mike, I really appreciate getting to watch Stef working that uniform #gaydybunch– Belinda McD (@betterleftbl_nk) July 23, 2013
So. Stef is going to be shot in about 35 minutes, yes? #gaydybunch– Lauren (@chickwithsquee) July 23, 2013
This hashtag is stupid, but DAMN, that takedown was hot. #GaydyBunch– Kitty (@SmartLittleLiar) July 23, 2013
Steff you just made my pants disappear I enjoyed that so much #gaydybunch– Meagan H (@NayaCutYoNails) July 23, 2013
That was ssoooooo hot!!!! My gods! The uniform, the running, the fence jumping, the tackling. I can’t. #GaydyBunch– Morena (@Morenadeca) July 23, 2013
This might be the most awkward position Mike has put Stef in since their wedding night. #TheFauxsters #GaydyBunch #TheFosters– Becca (@AnthroBrain) July 23, 2013
I think #RunStefRun may be the most hilarious/ridiculous ABC Family hashtag to date. Please quit. #GaydyBunch– Chevon (@Oneika_mb) July 23, 2013
#RunStefRun Who is she, Joey? #GaydyBunch– Samantha J. Green (@SamanthaJGreen) July 23, 2013
I don’t dislike you Mike because I think you’re going to come between Lena and Stef. I dislike you because you’re an ass #gaydybunch– Belinda McD (@betterleftbl_nk) July 23, 2013
You have lesbian mom’s, Brandon. Why would you heat up pizza in a microwave when you MUST have a toaster oven. #gaydybunch– Marie (@buknerd) July 23, 2013
No, I’m with you Stef. Dirty is better, and way to strip at the table in front of your wife’s ex. #gaydybunch– Morena (@Morenadeca) July 23, 2013
Wife invites your ex to dinner again & to meet the kids? Eyebrow, Lena! Eyebrow NOW! #gaydybunch– Marie (@buknerd) July 23, 2013
Two tops reaching for the check. Nice. #GaydyBunch– Kate (@Gooder_English) July 23, 2013
Hello, @TheFostersABCF I’d like to report a missing Jude. #gaydybunch– Anne-Nicole Hanus (@anhanus) July 23, 2013
I don’t know who started the hashtag #gaydybunch but it’s friggin HILARIOUS! @TheFostersABCF– TheLesbianSocialite (@TheLesSocialite) July 23, 2013
“Hey Jude where the hell did you go, take this sad episode and make it better.” #gaydybunch– Mary Kay Knight (@MKAmericanHero) July 23, 2013
“Don’t get excited it was Bill not Hillary” Bwahahahaha best line #gaydybunch– Belinda McD (@betterleftbl_nk) July 23, 2013
I’m sorry. Stef is not that stupid. #TheFosters gets 99 things right, but Stef “not believing in gay marriage” ain’t one. #lame #GaydyBunch– Jess (@Pisceanyc) July 23, 2013
So if Mariana’s the only single one, I guess that explains where Jude is! #gaydybunch– Beth Stebbins (@BethForGovernor) July 23, 2013
to hear Brandon talk about music is to hear the teacher from the peanuts. #GaydyBunch– Lady Liberty (@CindyLMarshall) July 23, 2013
Lena is not Emily Fields, therefore Stef is not dead #gaydybunch #TheFosters #BooRadleyVanCullen– Ashley Louise (@AshleyLLouise) July 23, 2013
“I didn’t mean to open up a can of worms.” “DIDN’TCHA?!?” #GaydyBunch– Heather Hogan (@hhoagie) July 23, 2013
Next week on #GaydyBunch Ana joins OITNB in Litchfield. Mike learns alcoholism isn’t only going drunk to work. Stef fires her gun, damn exes– tt keely (@tootallkeely) July 23, 2013
Ah, no,Marianna. Convent and girls’ school aren’t the same. In a convent, everyone is celibate, in a girls’ school, stuff happen #gaydybunch– Chen Drachman (@shokoshik) July 23, 2013
That awkward moment when the guy who took you for a bit of B & E on your first date says your too messed up for him #gaydybunch #TheFostersCome on back later for the full recap.– Stokley (@StokleyC) July 23, 2013
